How hindi teacher speaks english?:P

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor.
You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (meaning when he is FREE).
Both of u three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today..
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..
Take 5 cm wire of any length..
When talking about his family:

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls….(?)
At the ground:
All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.

heheheh an old 1 bt still funny

hehe nice